So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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