I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
