Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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