On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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