I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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