Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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