i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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