Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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