Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Someone signed my nipple.
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