when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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