I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I want her autograph on my taint
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Boobs are out for the taking
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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