If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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