I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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