I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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