Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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