so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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