Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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