Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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