New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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