question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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