that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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