on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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