I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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