well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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