But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I should be sponsored by Trojan
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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