dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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