it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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