Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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