can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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