At least make sure they are 18
Why
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it's like heaven, but drunker
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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