They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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