Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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