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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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