No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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