I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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