big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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