this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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