Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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