She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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