Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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