I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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