It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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