How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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