with your own penis?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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