all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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