you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize