please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
