This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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