I will die if light touches me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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