oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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