i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She needs sedatives and a leash
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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