So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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