Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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