He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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