I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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