Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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